"Pinworms?!?" I asked, totally skeptical. "Yeah, pinworms. My mom and I saw a program on TV about them. Apparently, an itch...

For now. Can't tell you how long I'm staying either. I've had a few people ask me what I'm up to these days. Sit down. Gra...

Well, it's coming. No, I don't mean the inevitable feud between Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift. I mean Memorial Day weekend. If you...

I am going to post on my night at the Ritz... amazing. In honor of Mother's Day tomorrow, I thought I'd share with you a snippet fro...

I know I've been MIA for a while, but for good reason. There comes a time in my house when the homeostasis has been so thrown off I mus...

It makes cleaning up graham crackers almost fun.

... like a quadriplegic. Bending it like Bekham.