Sexxxy Hard Wood

Forgive me if this entry is laden with typos. I had the pleasure of waking up seven times last night for The Baby. This is a new record.

Anyways, since I've lost the will to even try at anything productive today, I've decided to do unproductive things like pin 2384+ things on Pinterest, Like everything on Facebook, and watch Wall-E for the first time this hour. Oh, and update my blog, of course. Duh.

So there it is. We have some work to do choosing out rugs, but I've got the home improvement fever. Watch out!

Hard Wood

Bet you thought this was going to be a sexy post, judging from the title, right? Well you are correct, my friend. Today we are getting hard. Wood. As in hardwood floors. Oh, baby, baby. Sexxxxxy!

Just to make the changes dramatic, I thought I'd do a before and after. Unlike Henry's Big Boy Room makeover, I'll actually post the changes this time. (I will post pics of his big boy room just as soon as he picks up after himself. Ha.)

Here are the before photos. It's a little bare and more cluttered than usual (but only slightly) because I didn't catch Ryan before he moved stuff around.

Notice Palmer and George are pretending not to be as excited as I am. 

Prepare to be amazed!

The Sky is Falling!

So I had grounded myself from the Internet because I was becoming one of those people who 'likes' everything on Facebook, but I was at dinner and--- holy shit! Oh my God! Did you know that a meteorite came down and landed in Russia? Like some time this past week? I would have been so embarrassed about not knowing that if I were the type to be embarrassed.

I was actually really upset there for a minute. Am I that out of the loop that I could harm my children? I mean what would have happened if a meteorite were headed toward DC? In the movies, DC and NYC are the first places affected by meteors, aliens, and other apocalyptic disasters, so it's a valid concern. Before I felt the need to self-medicate for my ineptitude, I realized that had a meteor--apocalyptic or just regular meteor- hit DC, I would've been exactly where I needed to be. In a basement fort. Made out of couch cushions.

Whew! I've downloaded the Washington Post app and am vowing to read the current news once a day. Just in case.

Happy Weekend!

This weekend, be sure to sit back and relax.

Palmer says, enjoy.